Shing Clan Members only...if u read this and u not in Shing clan i will kick ur ××××ing pony

today was so sad for me...i accidentally Shing'ed L Zhen with my new Scar Laser Shing Madness powers and he got pissed and hide in his secret L Zhen room for 213957162 years...how sad...i tried to knock on his door but then he opened it, threw a raspberry in my face then closed it...what a priss...

next day...was even worse...HE ASKED ME TO GET AN ORANGE JUICE FOR HIM!! AND WITH 5$ WORTH OF EXTRA RANDOMNESS IN IT!! noooo cookies served fresh are nice i thought...untli that day...ooh shit i spelled until wrongly...nvm...until that day...a big mean cookie came up to me and Shing'ed me! HOW CAN A COOKIE KNOW SHING??? so i asked him how he knew Shing and he told me that he learned it by touching the magic L Zhen's tit! i'm stoked!! i asked him whether he wanted to Shing me and i Shing him and he Shing me and i Shing him (a Shing duel) and he said yes. so i Shing him and he Shing me and i Shing him yeah but because i ended with a final Shing i beat him up then i took his freshness and poured it on L Zhen's door and guess what? IT BROKE!! YAY THEN I FINALLY TALKED TO HIM AND ASKED HIM HOW WAS LIFE AND HE ASKED IT BACK TO ME AND I SAID REAL GOOD AND HE ASKED ME WHAT TIME WAS IT AND I TOLD HIM 12:00 a.m!!

o shit its time for bed...goodnight!

~~ --==Abbadon==--
~~ P0iit312
~~ TheOneAndOnly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG NOTHING HAPPENED!!...except this

OMGOMGOMG TODAE I FOUGHT A CRIMSON BALROG AT MY BACKYARD!! HE SO POWERFUL I NEEDED A KLEENEX TO DEFEAT HIM!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SHING-ED HIM AND HE TOOK 100269827350826305871395782630586239587239572630672306927396827306723-6917396823972502 BILLION POINTS OF DAMAGE!! WOW IMPRESSIVE! BUT THEN HE DIDN"T DIE SO I RAN UP TO HIM AND STOLE HIS BABY"S COINS EQUIVALENT TO 1$ AND THEN I RAN AWAY USING BANKAI!!...THEN THE BALROG CAME UP TO ME WITH A BIG LIGHTSABER AND HE SLASHED ME ACROSS THE...uhh...face? THEN NOW I GOT THE DAMN POWERFUL SCAR-ED SO ANYWAY I KILLED THE CRIMSON BALROG AND WENT BACK TO SHING HQ!! I ANALYSED THE SCAR AND KNOW I NOW THAT IT CAN SHOOTZ THE LAZ3R BEEEEEMS!! HOW IMPRESSIVE

~~ --==Abbadon==--
~~ P0iit312
~~ TheOneAndOnly

The description of people in 6.4

1) Syah - 7/10 - Retard with an even more retarded bro. Likes Primadeli and will laugh at the slightest sign of randomness.
CATCHPHRASE(S) - Primadeli?, No

2) L Zhen (real name not revealed) - OFFTHERAGE/10 - OFF THE RAGE THAT NOONE CAN DEFEAT THE MIGHTY POWERS OF KUNG FU ZHEN AND NOTHING TO BILL GATES TIGER WOODS SHAT PANTS 10DECADES AGO YEAH YEAH YEAH OMG I RANDOM WHEN WRITING L ZHEN'S POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CATCHPHRASE(S) - NO!, Watashiwa L Des, ImPressive, (wierd scream-like thingy)

3) Keegan Low - 8/10 - Noob shing'er. Will shout in ur face if you do something wierd. Likes to insult Fu Lao Shit.
CATCHPHRASE(S) - You think you're funny!?

4) Ang Wan Loong - 9/10 - Muscle dude of 6.4. Very "gangsterish" and also likes to insult Fu Lao Shit. Likes pushing people around and if you irritate him he won't hesitate to fling a chair at you.
CATCHPHRASE(S) - Friend La..., Calls people "friend"

5) Rohan Kamdar - 9/10 - Seemingly the best friend of Ang Wan Loong. Jokes alot in class and is good at scoring at grades. Dislikes Zachary.
CATCHPHRASE(S) - N/A

6) Kenneth Wong - 8/10 - Short stout punk who owns his own "game" which me and L Zhen have been playing since the start of the "September Holiday's" remedial lessons. Can take a joke and seems attracted to Justin Su.
CATCHPHRASE(S) - N/A

7) Sridhar Alakapan - -100/10 - Arrogant son of a bitch who sucks at soccer. During soccer, he likes to solo, steal the ball from people and just anyhow kick it anywhere. But otherwise hes not THAT bad...
CATCHPHRASE(S) - N/A

8) Wen Tien - 10/10 - A fellow Shing clan member! This one isn't random though he tries to be...or so i think. He consistantly talks about ponies and unicorns and just as often about dicks.
CATCHPHRASE(S) - Ponies!, Dick!!

9) Erik Tan - 10/10 - Maturer than the rest, this Shing clan member pwns j00 at goalkeeping during soccer. He is flexible during conversation and never says stupid things...unlike Wen Tien.
CATCHPHRASE(S) - N/A

10) Andrew - 6/10 - AN EVIL SHING IMMITATOR!! This dude pisses me off by pretending to know Shing. Overall not that bad though.
CATCHPHRASE(S) - It hurts so good!

11) Jeremiah - 3/10 - son of a ××××××. He too is a stupid Shing immitator...but sucks at it too. He is a soccer nerd who talks shit and irritates me cause i used to sit beside him in class.
CATCHPHRASES(S) - N/A

12) Tai Kiat - 9/10 - What would a class be without its average "nerd"? Here you go! Tai Kiat is the class "nerd" and "guai guai" kid. He never talks in class and dislikes playing soccer. He's always listening when the teacher is talking and now sits beside And Wan Loong.
CATCHPHRASE(S) - wtf did i just type this sentence for..?

13) Gabriel - -10/10 - Asshole. Class monitor. Always asking me to shut up during "after recess". He too is quiet and part nerd but slightly more outspoken than Tai Kiat. Although he is talkative during "after recess" he seems to shut up during classes...maybe i can get some words out of him with my Shing...
CATCHPHRASE(S) - Shidown (Sit Down)

14) Nicholas Heah - 1/10 - Fat immature nerd who tries to act like he has a spasm every 2 seconds. He sounds childish, acts childish, and cries over the slightest things, what worse could it get?
CATCHPHRASE(S) - N/A

NOO YOU CAN"T LEAVE MY BLOG YET!! READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!!!

let me tell u a story before u go, today was an exciting day for me and L Zhen!! We were walking-ed along the path of orange juice when a box of magical orange juice appeared infront of us (and i stepped on it...slightly) !!!!!! we scanned it with our shing powers and took it back to our secret base of nothing and must never be revealed infront of every1 in my basement. we did however lock it in a fiery pit of death where doom suddenly appeared and was pouring dangerous apples onto it. we started drinking the soda-s and became full after 123817532894823743812934723849327428378372 bottles of refreshing orange juice of which i drank 123817532894823743812934723849327428378370 bottles of it. how sad...L Zhen only got 2 bottles of pure refreshing orange juice that disentegrated when they came out of the nozzle of the bottle. yeah that rhymes. anyway...we were so tired that we turned on the tv.suddenly,i saw this advert that says 'WE SELL COMPUTERS FOR ONLY 1 DOLLAR FOR 3 COMPUTERS!!' L Zhen saw it and was like, "woah" then he added, "woah" then he added, "i MUST get it!!!!" he went there and bought me 24 computers for 8dollars!!HOW EXPENSIVE!!! He cookies better than cookies with nuts !!REMEMBER THAT OR I WONT TREAT YOU 1000000000000000 SUSHI-S FOR FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goodnight YOU CRUEL PEOPLE OF wonderland =D

~~ --==Abbadon==--
~~ P0iit312

~~ TheOneAndOnly

The Day i was born...

I was born on september 21 year 1564 which was the day the sun was covered by the moon and the massive and powerfullness rays of light shone onto me and i was suddenly given the powers of SHING...but there one other dude...so random that he could conceal his identity......I didn't know he had the power until highschool.............................hi

ONE DAY when i was at highschool i was walking along the corridor and this big bully kid beating up this cool randomish freakiness called L Zhen!! the bully named GARBDARB was totally pwning his ass so i ran up to him...took out a ice cream from my bag and shoved it up his eyes and ass and his eyes were like blazing thunder of doom and costudy.the principal expelled the two of us and i was really angry at the principal because education is very important (cititation needed) i became a raging person with magical ponies of death to back me up.I went to the principal and SHING-ed him/her and she/he died in 0.34123423432432 seconds flat like a small baby underwear.we were greatful to the principal because he/she DIED-ED...-ED

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~~ ---===Abbadon===---
~~ P0iit312
~~ TheOneAndOnly

Boring...

Woah...this morning was boring ××××...I spent like..1/3 of it going out to get some ××××××ed bull×××× IC Card which ××××ted all over because my ×××ed mom and dad made me "style my hair" in some ××××ing ××××××ed manner which made me look like some total ××××ed up in the ××× nerd...Not cool...